Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
"They Mean To Win Wimbledon!"
I hate golf. Golf is boring. I mean...hitting a little white ball on all that green? Blah.
So why do I love Wimbledon?
-It's the only major sporting tournament to have a Monty Python Episode devoted to it.
- English people yelling - comedy gold!
- To see what monstrosity a female player will try to pass off as a "fashionable" tennis outfit.
- Advantage MacEnCrow!
- Because if Agatha Christie novels and Murder, She Wrote episodes have taught me anything, the odds favor that one of the players is a murderer! It's always a tennis pro.
So why do I love Wimbledon?
-It's the only major sporting tournament to have a Monty Python Episode devoted to it.
- English people yelling - comedy gold!
- To see what monstrosity a female player will try to pass off as a "fashionable" tennis outfit.
- Advantage MacEnCrow!
- Because if Agatha Christie novels and Murder, She Wrote episodes have taught me anything, the odds favor that one of the players is a murderer! It's always a tennis pro.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Cable News Ramblings...
I'm off this summer and there's nothing on tv in the afternoon. So I usually turn on the "white noise" of the cable news channels (CNN, MSNBC, FOX, HEADLINE NEWS, etc.) These are some observations:
6/18/08
1:15pm
Is That Really Your Name:
Someone on FOX is named Harris Faulkner.
Anchor (in response to flooding): "Woo, sure is crazy!" Yes, natural disasters bring the wackiness!
Reporter: "Sue is a lifelong resident...which I'm told means she's lived here forever."
I swear I saw this same anchor an hour ago but with blond hair.
5:30pm
Laura Ingram's hair looks like she just got out of the shower - conditioner is your friend Laura!
6/18/08
1:15pm
Is That Really Your Name:
Someone on FOX is named Harris Faulkner.
Anchor (in response to flooding): "Woo, sure is crazy!" Yes, natural disasters bring the wackiness!
Reporter: "Sue is a lifelong resident...which I'm told means she's lived here forever."
I swear I saw this same anchor an hour ago but with blond hair.
5:30pm
Laura Ingram's hair looks like she just got out of the shower - conditioner is your friend Laura!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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