I hate golf. Golf is boring. I mean...hitting a little white ball on all that green? Blah.
So why do I love Wimbledon?
-It's the only major sporting tournament to have a Monty Python Episode devoted to it.
- English people yelling - comedy gold!
- To see what monstrosity a female player will try to pass off as a "fashionable" tennis outfit.
- Advantage MacEnCrow!
- Because if Agatha Christie novels and Murder, She Wrote episodes have taught me anything, the odds favor that one of the players is a murderer! It's always a tennis pro.
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