Friday, June 27, 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Make McCain Exciting Green Screen Challenge: Jaws Edition

Colbert McCain Green Screen Challenge: Muppet Show McCain

"They Mean To Win Wimbledon!"

I hate golf. Golf is boring. I mean...hitting a little white ball on all that green? Blah.

So why do I love Wimbledon?

-It's the only major sporting tournament to have a Monty Python Episode devoted to it.

- English people yelling - comedy gold!

- To see what monstrosity a female player will try to pass off as a "fashionable" tennis outfit.

- Advantage MacEnCrow!

- Because if Agatha Christie novels and Murder, She Wrote episodes have taught me anything, the odds favor that one of the players is a murderer! It's always a tennis pro.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Colbert McCain Green Screen- In Space No One Can Hear McCain

Cable News Ramblings...

I'm off this summer and there's nothing on tv in the afternoon. So I usually turn on the "white noise" of the cable news channels (CNN, MSNBC, FOX, HEADLINE NEWS, etc.) These are some observations:

6/18/08
1:15pm
Is That Really Your Name:
Someone on FOX is named Harris Faulkner.

Anchor (in response to flooding): "Woo, sure is crazy!" Yes, natural disasters bring the wackiness!

Reporter: "Sue is a lifelong resident...which I'm told means she's lived here forever."

I swear I saw this same anchor an hour ago but with blond hair.


5:30pm
Laura Ingram's hair looks like she just got out of the shower - conditioner is your friend Laura!