Thursday, November 29, 2007

Which Star Trek Character Are You?


Unfortunately, I turned out to be a Redshirt. Oh well, at least my highest score wasn't Chekov.
"You are an EXPENDABLE CHARACTER (REDSHIRT). Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed, and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable.That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if youwere in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first episode you appeared in."

An Expendable Character (Redshirt) -60%
Uhura - 55%
Deanna Troi - 45%
Chekov - 40%
James T. Kirk (Captain) - 30%
Beverly Crusher - 30%
Geordi LaForge - 30%
Will Riker - 30%
Jean-Luc Picard - 25%
Leonard McCoy (Bones) - 20%
Worf - 20%
Mr. Scott - 15%
Spock - 14%
Data - 7%
Mr. Sulu - 5%
Take the quiz here.


Did I mention I support the writers?

Wil Wheaton posted this clip from YouTube made by UnitedHollywood on his blog (see the links to the side for a link to Wil's blog):




He also makes a the point that Carson Daily is still an epic douche.

Yes he is Wil...yes he is.

Cookie Monster Writes to Santa

Wonder what he asks for?

The Two-Hour Star Wars Holiday Special in only Five Minutes!

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christmas Lights- Star Wars

A Christmas Pagent (or Obi-Wan's Big Break) - Star Wars Vid

Little Saint Nick - Star Wars Parody Vid

Sleigh? Sled? No, this year Santa's borrowing the Falcon!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

...But I've Never Been Mellow

Share in my nostalgia...



I remember watching this on HBO in 1982 or 83 when I was 6 or 7. I held a tape recorder up to the tv and recorded this on cassette tape. I had that tape for ages. No good or bad judgements here on Ms. Newton-John, just fond childhood memories...fond, cheesy childhood memories (still, it's better than that High School Musical crap that the kids go for today).

PS. Check out the guy in the audience at the end - waaaaaaaaaaay too excited for an Olivia Newton-John concert!

Xanadu on Broadway

Why? Just cause... that's why

EMMET OTTER'S JUG BAND CHRISTMAS BLOOPERS

Braver Men Than Me...


Two writers at Entertainment Weekly decided to watch every episode of Full House in order without a break. This is their story.

Alanis Morissette - the next "Fergie"?

Man, she can make anything sound "deep"!

Pagent Girl Plays Star Wars Trumpet Solo

I wonder if she won...

Internet TV

For those of you unaware of these sites, Channel 101 and 102 are websites that feature internet tv shows - mostly comedy. What happens is a someone (or a group of people) submit a "pilot". The pilot is then screened in a place in New York or LA (101 is one and 102 is the other and I'm too lazy to look up which is which right now). The audience then votes on which ones they like the best. If a show survives, it gets to make another episode on about a monthly basis. The audience votes again and the show keeps going on until it is "cancelled" (until it falls out of the top five).

One of my past favorites is "Yacht Rock" - the continuing story of "Michael McDonald", "Kenny Loggins" and others in their quest to produce the smooooth music of the 70's. My favorite episode is Episode 2 - it features a songwriting duel between McDonald/Loggins and Hall & Oates.





One of my new favorites is called "The Defenders of Stan" - whose premise is that the 98% of the world are superheroes - except for poor Stan. How does Stan deal with this? Not too well.
My favorite episode so far is Episode 4 - In a funny take-off on Superman:The Movie, Stan is sentenced(briefly) to The Phantom Zone.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Charlie Brown Xmas Alternate Ending

A dark, DARK alternate ending...

Hey Ya! Charlie Brown Style

And now for the parodies...

Charlie Brown Christmas - performed by the cast of Scrubs

"And that's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown."




Charlie Brown Christmas is on tonight!


It is my third favorite Christmas special of all time (first being the afore-posted Muppet Family Christmas and second being Rudolph - but we'll get to him when he airs). As a kid, I thought Charlie Brown was kind of dull (get to the flying reindeer!), but as I grew older I appreciated this special much more...



It has a simple kind of joy to it...comfort TV. When Linus gives his speech and the gang fianlly realizes that Charlie's choice of Christmas Tree wasn't so bad after all, it's...well, it's sweet. It's nice. And at this time of the year, I'll let go of my cynicism, rationality, and sarcarstic outlook of life for at least a half and hour and believe in Linus's speech:



"And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid ... And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ, the Lord."


"And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, "Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men."



And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Monday, November 26, 2007

A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) Part 1 of 5




Rudolph and Charlie Brown are classics, but do they have a talking turkey?

I give you the best Christmas Special Ever! A Muppet Family Christmas.

Featuring:
-The Muppets, Sesame Street AND Fraggle Rock

And remember, be careful of the icey patch!

A Muppet Family Christmas Part 2 of 5

A Muppet Family Christmas Part 3 of 5

A Muppet Family Christmas Part 4 of 5

A Muppet Family Christmas Part 5 of 5

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Smartest Rock Star Ever?


Does your favorite band's guitarist have a doctorate in astrophysics?


Mine does.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Ultimate Superman Tribute

Support The Writers pt. 2

Here's a video made by the writers of The Colbert Report:


And here's a little one made by me. I blame my insanity on the stupid, greedy studio executives - I am Colbereft!

Not The Daily Show







With the Writers' Strike, this is the closest we might get to The Daily Show in a long time.

Support The Writers!


Friday, November 9, 2007

wow-outland news,crisis at da portal

Lord of the Rings Parody - Council Meeting

Kill, Gandalf, Kill!

Random Observations

-Phrases I hate:
"Re-Imagining" - ex. In the re-imagining of Mission Impossible, Jim Phelps is the bad guy.

"Go Green" - ex. from this week's TV Guide summary for the Friday night episode of Las Vegas: "A pro-environment seminar is held at the Montecito, inspiring Delinda to go green."


-That reminds me. Let's play the game of "Is That Show Still On?":

Las Vegas
The Bachelor
America's Funniest Home Videos
and all three CSIs.

Sadly, yes.

But Stupidity is Forever...



File Under "They Tampered In God's Domain"

Fear Can Be Switched Off

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Thank You, Casting Gods...The Haggis Is On Me.


Ok, so I've been feeling a little down about my entertainment options. No new music I like...can't remember the last time I actually wanted to spend actual money to see an actual movie in an actual theater (actually, I do. It was Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween...what? I was curious)...and due to the Writers' Guild Strike no new Daily Shows or Colbert Reports for the forseeable future (are bears good or evil? It's getting a bit foggy....)

The other day, however, I opened up my copy of Entertainment Weekly and found out that the cast for the new Star Trek movie (the one being directed by J.J. Abrams - creator of Lost and Alias)has been finalized. I was intrigued:

Chris Pine as Kirk - Never heard of him. That could be either good (hey, who heard of Christopher Reeve before he made the first Superman either) or bad. I feel for the guy, though. He's got big shoes to fill...big, hammy shoes.

Zachary Quinto as Spock - Ok, I've watched Heroes. I could see this. On the plus side, I've read that he wanted this role as soon as he heard they were casting for it. I infer from this that he is a fan of Trek so it's nice to have someone who's passionate about the character take on the role. Plus, he's a good enough sport to have guested on The Soup.

Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy - Eomer from Lord of the Rings as Bones? Ummmmmm, Okaaaay? Personally, even though he's too old for this re-working of Trek, I still think Gary Sinise would have made an awesome McCoy.

Simon Pegg as Scotty - Wait. What? This is awesome!!! Tim from Spaced? Shaun from Shaun of the Dead? I love this guy! And if Scotty beats up alien zombies with a pool cue while Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" plays on an intergalactic jukebox in the back ground? Even better.

And The Rest:

John Cho as Sulu
Zoe Saldana as Uhura
Anton Yechin as Chekov

Oh, and some little known guy called Leonard Nemoy as Older Spock - kids got a lot of talent, looks like he'll go far.

Now how about some 3D chess?

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I Went Back Six Times and Padme's Costumes Were My Ponies.


From Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: Han Shoots First

"Why exactly is the Star Wars trilogy such a big deal to some of us, even though it's clearly flawed, and ends with a bunch of muppets singing around the campfire? Why do so many of us love it so much? Why did so many of us take it as a personal affront when the new movies and re-releases didn't meet our expectations? Why did most of us go back twice after Phantom Menace, like we were in a dysfunctional relationship, hoping that if we just worked a little harder, we'd find a pony?"
- Wil Wheaton

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Kermit - The Soup

STAR WARS -GOODJEDIS

Colbert vs. Murloc

Star Wars: A Wasted Journey

Attack of the Clones

Star Wars

Until We Meet Again (at Camp Blood or Haddonfield) Some Sunny Day





During this Halloween season I got into the habit of coming home from work, settling down on the bed and flipping on "Monster Vision" - the usual marathon of horror movies AMC shows during this spooky time of year. After a long hard day, I would spend my evenings relaxing with Jason Vorhees and Michael Myers. I played my computer games while, in the background, multiple teenage lives were cut short.

"Bill? (or Steve or Jamie or Brady or whoever) Is that you?"

ch-ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-ah

Oh indistinguishable teenage machete fodder, it is definitely not Bill
(or Sandy or Linda or...)


This afternoon, however, I return home, flip on the tv, turn to AMC and find...

Robert Redford

Oh well, I guess another Halloween has come and left us. No more Friday the 13th. No more Halloween. No more Final Chapters or New Beginnings or Return of's/Revenge of's/Curse of's. No more wondering "Does XII mean 7?" Au revoir, Jason and Michael. Until next year boys.

I knew it couldn't last forever, but I kinda miss you...
now that you're gone.